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Dad ships john dave.

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ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.

DadEgbert [DAD] joined chat.

DAD: John!

EB: uh. hey, dad.

DAD: How are you my boy?

EB: i'm alright.

EB: what do you want?

DAD: Are you safe are you ok? i have been so worried?...wait..i..i just wanted to know that my son was safe.

EB: there's no reason to worry, dad. i'm fine.

DAD: are...are you sure?

EB: why wouldn't i be?

DAD: oh...well...um then i guess, you don't need me huh? i...i love you, i am proud of you.

EB: what? of course i need you.

DAD: Heh, but you have become a strong man, you...you don't need me.

EB: i will always need you.

EB: you're my dad.

DAD: I love you so much son.

EB: i love you too! i miss you.

DAD: I miss you too.

DAD: I think of you everyday.

EB: why don't you ever talk to me then?

DAD: I try, i do try son, but i have so much work, and i try to talk but we only strife.

EB: try harder.

EB: please.

DAD: i will, i promise.

EB: just... don't involve cake and we probably won't strife.

DAD: heh i promis i will cut down on the baking just for you.

DAD: *promise

EB: cake's good and all. just in moderation.

DAD: Yes indeed.

EB: i'm hungry. should i order a pizza?

DAD: sure.

EB: will you share it with me?

DAD: of course.

EB: awesome! what do you want on it?

DAD: hmm peperoni or sasage is fine,

EB: i'm getting chicken and jalapeños.

EB: hehe.

DAD: That is certainly interesting haha.

EB: i'm an interesting person.

EB: dave said so, anyway.

DAD: Haha yes you are, now tell me about this dave person.

EB: oh, dave? he's the greatest. he's my best bro!

DAD: What is he like?

EB: well, he's really cool. he likes rapping and preserving dead things in jars.

EB: he lives in the big city!

DAD: Oh how creative.

DAD: I should meet him sometime.

EB: i haven't even met him yet, unfortunately.

DAD: Oh that is unfortunate.

EB: but i will someday.

EB: hopefully.

EB: (and maybe we'll get married.)

DAD: what was that

EB: what? nothing.

DAD: ...john.

EB: yes, dad?

DAD: do we need to talk?

DAD: about some things on your mind?

EB: um, i don't think so?

DAD: hm...well alright.

EB: but... if you're asking if i like dave, then yes.

DAD: Ah, well, do you believe he likes you?

EB: oh, probably not. i'm way too dorky.

DAD: Maybe you should ask him.

EB: but... he's my best friend. i don't wanna make things weird between us.

DAD: Well if he is your best friend it wouldn't matter to him, and maybe he likes you back.

EB: even if it wouldn't matter, it would still be like. the elephant in the room.

EB: there's no way he likes me back.

DAD: well you will never know unless you ask him correct?

EB: but maybe i'm better off not knowing.

DAD: Son, you must be brave.

EB: but i'm not. i'm a dork.

DAD: You are not a dork john, you are a brave, smart and strong young man. you are my son.

EB: i am your son. that's why you have to say nice things to me.

DAD: i don't have to, i choose to because it is the truth.

EB: is not! sorry, it's just not.

DAD: yes it is john.

EB: well... whatever you say.

DAD: John you are amazing alright.

EB: why are you being so adamant about this? it's not a big deal.

DAD: because it is true.

turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.

TG: yo

EB: uh. yeah, hey.

DAD: Welcome david.

TG: so whats up john

EB: nothing! nothing is up. everything is decidedly down.

TG: sad about something

TG: so whats down

TG: john

EB: what? nothing. i am completely. neutral.

TG: ok

DAD: John you had something to ask dave.

TG: really

TG: *looks at john*

EB: no. i never told you but my father is a compulsive liar. it was a really unstable way to grow up.

DAD: John there is no need to lie.

DAD: You know better.

TG: ok did i miss something?

DAD: John just go ahead it is ok.

DAD: It will be fine.

EB: i'm not okay with this.

EB: i'm considering absconding.

TG: with what?

TG: tell me

TG: *walks closer to john*

EB: back right up, dave. nothing's happening.

TG: ok then

DAD: John don't be rude.

TG: *stays*

TG: will you die if you tell me whats up

TG: cuz.... im staying

EB: possibly. it'll be so awkward i'll have to ollie into the wall.

TG: if you die ill bring you back to life

DAD: just tell him john,

TG: *takes off sunglasses*

TG: dude

EB: this is all so pointless. dave, i think you're attractive.

EB: endgame.

TG: *blush*

TG: really?

EB: yeah. sorry.

TG: john? no its fine.

TG: i think you are too.

EB: that's not even.

EB: possible.

TG: what do you mean

EB: why would /you/ be attracted to me? i'm just derpy.

TG: hm, well your the "not gay" one.

TG: john

EB: i'm the gay one.

EB: the gayest one. it is me.

TG: *sighs* me too, but not that much

TG: *walks closer*

EB: dave. my dad is here.

TG: oh right

TG: *looks at dad*

DAD: oh its fine i will just go into another room

TG: *smiles*

DAD: *walks away*

TG: its just you and me john

EB: not anymore.

ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.

TG: john?

DAD: *sighs* i apologize david

TG: its ok

DAD: he gets shy.

TG: ok

TG: we should find him

DAD: i am not sure we can but i will try, one moment

ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.

TG: found you

EB: ...yeah hi..

TG: you all right?

EB: ...i am fine just....a little scared.

TG: its ok if you like me

TG: its not like im going to hurt you or anything

EB: it is?

TG: yes

EB: you aren't?

TG: i wont

TG: promise

TG: *walks closer*

EB: *blushes and steps back a little, still nervous*

TG: *arms wrap around john*

TG: Its ok

EB: *eyes widen slightly* uhh *hugs back*

TG: *holds close*

EB: *blushes* you...you smell good.

TG: oh...thannks...

TG: *smiles*

EB: hehehe

TG: you look cute

EB: *bites lip and blushes* ehehehe

TG: *hand on johns chin*

TG: *leans closer*

EB: *blinks and leans in aswell*

TG: *kiss john lightly*

EB: *kisses back gently*
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DAD: ME

John:???

John after absconding: me
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